EVB Quiz

Warning: Spoilers Ahead

We do not tell you what is correct and incorrect, but there is the possibility for spoilers ahead.

1. How is Leg spelled in the book?

 Leeeeeeeeeeggg
 Leeg
 Leeeeeeeeeeeeg
 Leeeeeeeeeeeeggg

2. Why did Eddie go to Greece?

 For the Parthenon
 For the world famous yogurt
 To visit pompeii
 To get to turkey because he was hungry

3. How many people have 'saved Eddie'?

 100
 Upwards of 8 million
 1000
 10000

4. Which of the following is NOT a flavor of ashes?

 Bob and Timmy
 James and Jeff
 A Toll
 Nun

5. Which of the following is NOT present in 'True Memoirs of a Disgraced Clown'?

 Amazing Writing
 Idiocy
 Continuity
 Made-Up Words

6. What does TGIEFFF stand for?

 Thank God Items Eat Fried Frozen Fish
 The Grapes Is Eiffel Fresh Fried Frozen
 Thank Graped Its Eddie's Fine Frozen Foods
 Thank God Its Eddie's Fine Frozen Foods

7. How did Eddie 'Brine' himself?

 He was trying to find his location by staring at the sun
 He found a mirror on the ground and looked at it for too long.
 He looked at the sun while on a phone call
 He took a bleach bath

8. Which was the attack word for the Emu Army?

 Destroy!
 Demolish!
 Charge!
 Attack!

9. How much was Eddie's personal dollar worth?

 90 million dollars
 76.2 million dollars
 -36 dollars
 2 dollars

10. What does 'VM' stand for?

 Very Much
 Vicious Mud
 Vending Machine
 Small Piano

11. Where does Shoeburt live?

 Man-Kan-TEx-SAw-Ark-Mont-Uta-lAsKA
 Ark-Kan-TEx-SAw-Mont-Uta-Man-lAsKA
 Ark-Mont-Uta-Man-Kan-TEx-SAw-lAsKA
 Somewhere

12. Which president was killed by a Banana Truck?

 Fddr
 Franklin D. Roosevelt
 FDR
 All of the Above

13. What do you call a follower of Bonkhertzyism?

 a Bonk
 a Bonkhertish
 a Bonkite
 a Bonkhertz

14. When is Eddie's Birthday?

 December 31st
 April 1st
 February 29th
 October 31st

15. What is the name of Eddie's artist friend?

 

16. What is a 'Poker'?

 A common player strategy
 A game
 A game named after a player strategy
 A strategy named after a game

17. What was the name of Eddie's suicidal fish?

 Bob123
 Bobby1234
 Bob1234
 Bobby123

18. What is the name of Eddie's Brother?

 Fuck McOles
 Fuick McDonalds
 Fuick McOlds
 Fuick McOles

19. Who is tracking Eddie?

 Inspecta Wibbles
 the KGB and FBI
 Inspecta Wobbly
 Inspector Wobbly

20. Who did Eddie accidentally kidnap when stealing a boat?

 Jacob
 James
 Jamie
 Joseph

21. What was the name of the Janitor that Eddie and Picracko independently ran over?

 Lenny
 Ted
 Chris
 Ned

22. What was the name of Eddie's cat?

 Hamster
 Raccoon
 Gerbils
 Rat

23. What is the name of the mattress Eddie designed?

 The Picracko
 The Eddie
 Matrress X
 Mattress of the Future

24. How do you spell Eddie's last name?

25. Why did Eddie join the navy?

 He thought he looked good in blue
 For the money
 He thought the Submarine was a sandwich store
 He needed a ride

26. What is the name of the 'world class' pizza reviewer that reviews Eddie's pizza?

 Paul
 Jim
 John
 Mark

27. How did Eddie achieve his crippling debt

 Lost his money in the Casino
 Lost his money in the stock market
 Gave all his money to a guy named Dave
 He never had any money

28. What did Eddie's father say that changed his life?

 "..."
 "..."
 "..."
 "..."

29. Who put a fake draft letter in Eddie's mailbox for his 40th birthday?

 Ted Jansen
 Dave Traken
 John Lieberwitz
 Mark Jandon

30. What is Picarcko's last name?

 Bonkhertz
 Papadopoulos
 The book said it was Bonkhertz to throw us off the scent
 He has none

31. How does Eddie end up in Russia during WWII?

 He was a travelling grenade salesman
 He was kidnapped by omletters during birthday clown gig
 He fell asleep on a boat for a few years and drifted to Russia
 He took hide and seek too seriously

32. What did Eddie ask when he had his first stroke?

 If they eat kittens with milk or with water
 If they have any bananas
 If they have a sculpture of a dog made out of month-old bread
 If they saw Stalin telling them to overthrow the bourgeoisie

33. Eddie started a riot and briefly overthrew a casinno before another riot overthrowing him.

 True
 False

34. What is a Military Gun Call?

 It is where you shoot at fish with a pistol instead of fishing
 It is where you are in the military and you shoot people as a prank
 It is where you shoot God
 It is where you shoot near someone to let them know you are a veteran

35. How does the pirate ship burn down

 James did it
 He had a BBQ on the boat and used the deck as a grill
 He eats a cigar wrong and accidentally lights the boat on fire
 He wanted to see what downward fireworks would look like

36. Eddie stole the pope's bejewled leg.

 True
 False

37. What is the name of Stalin's best-selling book?

 

38. Eddie Believes in god.

 Yes, he believes in himself
 No

39. What did Eddie get addicted to?

 Moon Cheese
 Cold Turkey
 The Pope Leg
 All of the above

40. Who are the baker and the customer?

 I don't know
 One time characters that I don't remember
 Two people in couples therapy
 Two people who wish for the end

41. Why did Eddie and Picracko want to go to the moon?

 To try astropeople ice cream in space
 To see if the moon was really made of cheese
 They needed a non-boring apartment
 To become an national hero

42. Why did Eddie become a birthday clown?

 To fufil a lifelong dream of being a birthday clown
 As a plot to avoid the FBI
 To get some intel from 1st graders regarding nuclear war
 To steal presents

43. Name 3 ingredients in Eddie's pizza.

Ingredient 1:  

Ingredient 2:  

Ingredient 3:  

44. Who is the anti-pope?

 Popecracko
 Fuick
 Pope Shoeburt
 Eddie

45. How did Eddie kill the pope?

 Legless, the pope impaled himself on a nuclear missile.
 Hundreds of thousands of pamphlets were dropped on him.
 Without his pinky, he didn't want to live anymore.
 He was run over by a banana truck.

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